Before I started typing, I was thinking of writing out a really deep piece about how you’re a fucking dickhead.
But why do I have to carefully express how much of a fucking asshole you are?
Go fuck that slut and don’t come back to me when she starts sucking other guys dicks because we all know what happens 5 days later of trying to talk to me.. You go back to her.
I spoke too soon.
I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling
what’s really amazing to me is that people are so afraid of body hair on women that even in a shaving commercial they won’t show a hairy leg. they demonstrate the razor by shaving a hairless leg. they show their product being completely useless instead of showing leg hair. it’s just crazy